December 2011
Anonymous asked: You are fucking breath taking in your tumblr picture
Watchman
operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
cboyardee:
cashcrab:
My Booty Valentine
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TMI
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billyfishkins:
remember when spongebob made squidward that sweater
and squidward was like “whats this thing made of????”
and spongebob was like “eyelashes!”
why were his nonexistent eyebrows missing too
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Random person who never talks to me anymore: Hey how are you! What's up! How you been!
Me: Omg what do you want
Random person who never talks to me anymore: Nothing just want to see how you are!!
Me: Oh... Well thanks I'm okay how are you??
Random person who never talks to me anymore: I'm okay, hey is your job hiring/do you get a discount on '___________'/Do you have so-and-so's number/Can you pick up my shift/Do you remember '_____' class?
Me: (dies inside)
my niece is watching dragon ball z
my dad: what's that called? hentai?
me: umm...no, that's anime.
my dad: oh, then what's hentai?
me:
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baaconnn: You guys remember the puppy we found on... →
molassesfeet:
baaconnn:
This one:
Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so she took an x-ray and found that his intestines had flipped and he needed emergency surgery or...
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so stressed out
I’m not going to be able to fall asleep, just going to curl up in a ball in the dark
Watchmeganfoxsfuckedupthumbs:
the best thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life
I CANNOT BREATHE I RIGHT NOW I CANNOT
Watchfuck
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Just watch From Justin to Kelly
Everything is okay
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